Mr Mugg's Slogans

A manager at a television company asked the staff to come up with motivational slogans, so that they could be printed onto the mugs. And without reviewing the entries at any stage, he sent these off to the printer, and the mugs were made, and were distributed to staff!!!!!

I have to mask some of these to protect the identity of the people or companies involved..... but those people in the industry would probably be able to guess:

Property of 2nd Floor, ooh how witty!
If I wasn't drinking this I'd be working... more tea please!
I'm a dunker... Best Before October 2004.
"I liked the company so much I bought it - er... then sold it! - Mr <name of the owner>.
Will swap for cutlery.
Tea, the only thing it can't do is my job.
I work for <TV company name> and all I've got is this lousy mug.
<The careless headless boss' name> says: Less Tea, More Work!
<Acronym for a TV company> - RIGHT TASTY LATTE.
Property of RTL, Ascent, BBC, SKY....- (delete as appropriate).
Insert Rich Tea biscuit here.
<Acronym for a TV company> - Warning! Contains nuts!
<Name of a TV channel>: Drinking Tea and Wrestling Crocodiles, we love it...
I love the smell of PG Tips in the morning...
Discounts on <a publisher related to a TV company> books, free entry into various cultural attractions, a decent overtime rate? - who needs that? - I've got a mug of tea.
I thought that maybe written on some mugs we could have 'Tea' and on others 'Coffee'.
AC/DC Rock!
Tea: without it I'd be asleep...
It may look like I'm drinking Tea but there's actually beer in my mug...
I've just spent 10 minutes of company time thinking this slogan up and it's still rubbish.
Tea - like Eat but backwards...
you film 'em, we'll file 'em!
<Acronym for a TV company> - 99.99% Transmission rate watched by 0.01% of the population.
What has <Name of a TV channel> and this unfilled mug got in common? ...they're both empty vessels.
More Tea Vicar?
<Acronym for a TV company>: the Little People Count.
<Acronym for a TV company>: Low Point in Career.
Cost cutting exercise #213: That's not cow's milk you're drinking... why else do you think they keep the mice around?
Tea: if it's good enough for a family of Monkeys then it's good enough for me.
Think Positive! - The Only way is up